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Blog time because I am still livid but also proud of myself and my dad.
> only person in family that gardens
> Naturally this is a big talking and point of interest for other family
> making coffee in kitchen
> see boomer great uncle and his stoner wife in garden by my dad, talking
> slow year, havent had any ripe tomatoes yet really, two or three
> about 2 dozen are almost ready to be picked nearly vine ripened
> see the daft bitch picking a few early, whatever Im not evil she can have some
> she proceeds to go to EVERY SINGLE BED and clean out ALL THE NOT EVEN RIPE TOMATOES
So, I opened the door to my house, Im usually pretty timid, and I yell at her ARE YOU PICKING THOSE FOR ME? And I walk right up to her and take them away. She gets all
> well its just tomatoes whats the big deal
Tell her I've been waiting THREE MONTHS for these, and she still doesnt get it
> Psh so what are you trying to say?
Then the ultimate moment happened. My dad speaks up
> He's telling you to stay the fuck outta the garden
Absolute most kino moment ever with my dad.
