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> be 12
> fishing on the Wisconsin river from shore in some city park
> hitting smalleys
> group of people ages 21-25 approach me (5 of them)
> look like college know it all hippies
> they inform me i cant fish here
> lol its not posted anywhere that i can't
> then they inform me i cant fish without a license
> lol im 12, i dont need one til im 16
> they then inform me about the health risks of eating fish from this river
> Mercury and PCB's and other shit
> lol nearest papermill is downstream also nice try
> beside im catching and releasing
> when being civil doesnt work with me they resort to harassment
> i ignore them and hook a smalley
> reel it in, measure, weight, picture, then released
> except after i hook it and try reeling one of them takes out a pocket knife and cuts my line
> another pushes me down then a 3rd snaps my rod in two then chucks it into the river
> then they fuck off
> i was absolutely livid
> i rode out on my bike and of all people i run into after i leave the park but a local cop
> i inform him of the incident and he gets my information then pursues
> i get home and just 10 minutes later the police call saying they got the suspects
> a police officer picks me up at my home and takes me to where the guys were arrested
> yep its them, 100% id match
> suddenly i get an idea
> a naughty idea
> cops are basically throwing the book at them with an assault charge alone.
> i also find out they had some weed on there person as well from cops
> i make a deal with the cops, they replace my rod and reel i wont press charges
> Cop: what kind of rod and reel kid?
> St Croix Medium Light Action and Shimono reel (A almost $200 set up)
> in reality they broke my shitty Shakespeare rod
> cops broker deal with douchebags
> they agree
> get a sweet new rod and reel combo on the hippies dime
> they get out of jail (minus the possession charge)
Thanks PETA.