>>2285242Next time, bring more than two rounds for your rifle, don't leave your rifle unsupervised around a Greenpeace hippie, and actually perform a routine check on your weapon's status once in a while so you're not left with your thumb up your ass when your rifle goes CLICK instead of BANG.
Roland was the best part of the movie though. Especially when you realize he and his buddy are drunk as fuck while up in the tree waiting for the rex to show up.
>>2285409"Don't drop that musket, Sambo. It costs more than your entire village."
