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>bootcamp food
>they put salt peter in the water
>it prevents boners
>last week of bootcamp
>we are allowed to have gatorade and coffee
>stop drinking the water
>laying awake in bunk at 3 am
>get first boner in two months
>look around
>other 40 guys asleep
>night watch is taking a fat shit in the latrine
>decide to go for gold
>sploosh a disgusting torrent of jizz all over my stomach
>biggest load since the first i shot at age 12
>cheap ass blanket glues to my belly
>feel instant need for sleep
>roll onto my side
>last thing i see
>korean guy on the far side of the room smiling and fapping too
i haven't seen him since graduation
and he may have died at war
but at that moment and for all time,
he and i are cum brothers
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