>>907873Beer sucks anyway.
I'm tryin to think back to my alcoholic days in high school. I remember one night having two fifths of shitty vodka, then I don't remember anything, then I woke up the next morning late for work and still hammered with about a third left of a fifth laying next to me and the other one was empty on the floor.
Drinking is stupid. If you really must get ficked up, get some good drugs instead. Or just stay sober and remember stuff.
Oh and one other funny drinking story. We had this dude in my frat we called Fridge (after the bears player) and he liked to go pretty hard. He worked at this pizza place and one Saturday night he got back to the house at like 11:30 after work and was like "I need to catch up to you guys". He sits down at the table with a fifth of vodka, cracks it open, and just starts pouring cups and drinking it. 15min later and the bottle is empty and he's not even feeling it yet. Half an hour later he's in the basement playing beer pong and he's just shitfaced.
