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>be me
>big hike biggerer than hike than anticipated
>Need cash for gear and snacks
>one day, some dude pulls up in a cool truck
>“Hey, you want to make some quick cash? We need more farmhands to stack wood”
>sure, why not, I’m broke as hell
>he takes me to a “wood stacking” site
>I should have known
>everyone is super friendly tho
>“It’s not gay if it’s for a hike,” I tell myself
>after a few rounds, I’m surprisingly good at it
>make enough cash for my gear and some extra for snacks
>“Thanks for the wood, boys!”
>finally hit the trail, feeling accomplished
>hiking through the mountains, got my gear, feeling free
>still like pussy though
