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>rebreather diving in fl keys with few buddies
>oldfuck instructor on other dive boat comes up to talk to us, hes doing some advanced ccr trimix course with two people
>theyre all using megs
>calls my liberty a piece of shit
>brags he had the first in the usa and could never get it to work
>...
>mfw
>didnt bring sorb, expected the shop to have it even though sorb was unobtanium for a long time
>finds a really old open sorb keg
>its yellow instead of white
>takes apart shops booster to blend trimix his way
>week goes on like this, we only see/hear of him in the mornings before we hop on the boat(were on separate boats)
>explaining to one of our guys his different knobs for different blends
>"I dont know why people wont adopt my standards?!"
>student want to analyze his tank
>Yells at student that he told them what the mix was and demanding to know why he wants to analyze?
>talk to his students, theyre doing several bounce dives every day
>...thats not good my dudes.
>we steal his transfill whip for the luls
>he gets bent day 3 gets sent to the chamber two days in a row
>laugh my ass off slurping conch fritters the rest of the afternoon
Cant wait to go back.
