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>senior in high school
>want to go on a camping trip over spring break
>pothead friends decide that it would be fucking awesome to camp and smoke in the woods
>don't really like them but decide it'd be better than going alone
>since they haven't had much experience camping I give them a list of shit to bring/pack a few days before we have to go
>day of the trip
>stoners pull up to my house in one of their dads trucks
>we had agreed that we would drive the truck so we could fit everything
>stoners get their bags out and tell me they are too high to drive and I'm not allowed to drive the truck
>pretty angry at this point
>decide I want to go camping and we pile into my mom's 2003 Camry
>takes about an hour to get to the state park
>we get there around noon
>I start to set up my tent, stoners are struggling to setup their dad's tent
>it's a fuckhueg 8+ person tent
>they have poles and bags lying everywhere
>they get 1 pole in and decide to say fuck it and use a rope to hold up the center on a tree
>I suggest a hike before it gets late
>we pick a trail that's about 2 miles
>the whole time they just text on their phones and trip over fucking everything. They also complain about how little service they have
>get tired after about 1/2 a mile in so we turn around and go back to camp
>pretty pissed at them at this point
>we get back to camp and I start on a fire
>they go in their tent and get high again
>pull out some of my food
>they pull out a huge bag of Doritos and some soda
>they eat all of it and ask me for some of my food
>"no I told you to bring food" I tell them
>"dude you're being such an asshole on this trip what the fuck" they reply
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