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This was Sunday night
>come home late
>just restocked my weed stash and wanna try some out before bed
>step outside onto porch
>three raccoons are rooting through the garbage can
>cat is on the table scared shitless
>step back inside
>grab broom
>proceed to chase away raccoons
>call car inside
>smoke my weed and go to bed
What really got my goat was how the big one kept coming back and trying to see how close it could get to me before I noticed and/or started chimping out at it again.