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I am the suspicous looking person
>Just trying to be a caveman out here, not trying to even interact with people, what they fear is some creepy dude out in the woods who doesn't want to talk to them
>They say "Hi"
>Always when i'm doing something, never when I want interaction
>Remember words "Hello"
>Do some weird handwave
>Normies scared, excited
>Ignore them and walk off
>Scare them further
>They follow me back to cave
>"Are you ignoring me?"
>Reply "UUNNNH FUCK OFF"
>"Please, I just want to talk to you"
>Reply "GET OUT OF HERE FAG"
>They bring more normies and ruin cave
>Push further into woods searching for new cave, needs spring visible on satellite and place to put my hose to shower
>Find a decent spot next to some lava flow
>Huge cave, nothing else nearby, just slightly too far into the rocks for anyone to notice me
>Setup satellite dish and solar planels for shitposting, start charging laptop
>BRRRRRVVVV BRRRRRVVVUUM
>Logging trucks drive right next to the new cave
>Sit and cry for hours after they pass
