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You are alone in your well decorated basement, your "man cave" as you call it, surrounded by your outdoor gear, your backpacks, yeti coolers and batonny chop chop knives, you look at your framed photoshopped picture of Ray Mears and Bear Grill holding hands at their wedding, the crusty ... ""stains""... are starting to flake off.
Suddenly you hear a knock at the door
Do you
A) scream that Cuban fibre backpacks are too expensive and your uncles old ALICE pack is fine.
B) feel a grumble in your stomach from the mountain house meals you have subsistence on
D) drink more of your pee through you sawyer squeeze filter
Huh? Huh? What would you do?
