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Went backpacking and brought along my brother's friend who is mildly autistic, has never been camping, plays video games all day, collects a disability check from the government, lives with his single mother, smokes weed, and his diet consists mainly of pizza. Had so much fun watching him struggle and bitch and complain. As soon as we get to our camping spot, he steps on a bee on the river bank. He fails to put sunscreen on the top of his feet, so gets a sunburn. Our retarded friend who was on mushrooms dropped our water filter in the river, and this other guy starts freaking out about how we will have no water to drink, besides the fact that the river water is relatively clean, I have purification tablets, and we are about 2 miles from our car. We told him to boil water in our tiny camp pot to keep him busy. We had a grand old time while on mushrooms watching him struggle to balance this pot all the way from the river to the fire and boil it only to accidentally spill it on himself when he finally did. He had serious autist rage at us after that. He calmed down and eventually said he enjoyed the trip, but would never bring him again. The epitome of a coddled modern waste of space.
