>>515178This.
>>515170OP, you're autistic from the point
>he brings a lanternBut you outdid yourself with
>non dehydrated food itemsWhy do you care? You can go ultralight, but damn, people pack potatoes, I know a guy who even brings olive oil and all kinds of spices because he likes cooking in the great /out/doors.
Also, why are you this ass assaulted by camp showers? That shit is great if you want a boost to your morale. Have fun fucking a chick that didn't shower for 2 weeks. Oh wait, I suppose you can't bring them if you don't know them.