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>be 29yo programmer
>dreading turning 30, having a quarter-life crisis like a dumbass
>decide to buy an overpriced gun and go hunting with no idea how to actually hunt beyond the hunters-ed i had to take
>spend all day walking around in the california desert with no water
>forgot sunscreen
>twist my ankle on rut in ground I didnt see and drop my gun
>has nasty scratches all over it, but atleast it wasn't loaded/round wasn't in the chamber
>limp back to my car
>go home feeling like a dumbass
I wanna try again, just not be a retard this time.