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>be me @16
>best buddy lives on 140ac partially wooded cattle ranch.
>frequently go out to kill sage rats around the barns with the .22s
>3rd friend in the tripod is a dumbass, call him faggot
>We like to shoot fresh cow pies for splat effect
>faggot decides to shoot a cow pie right between my feet
>get in his face, grab him around by the collar and yell at him for a few minutes
>faggot apologizes, says he won't do it again etc
>Not 10 minutes later he takes buddy's break action .410 shotgun
>sticks the muzzle in the ground
>mfw
>fires
>royally fucks the barrel, ballooned out at the end
> buddy pushes him down and shoves a horse apple in his face
>never allowed back onto the ranch
