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>have to go away for a day and won't be able to close up the chickens and ducks in the evening
>hire a neighbor to do it for me
>show neighbor exactly how to lock everything up, which is extremely simple to do
>neighbor locks up the ducks but not the chickens
>come home to a bloody massacre in the chicken coop
>down to only 7 chickens, had 16, and the chickens are too terrorized to lay eggs
Hold me, Homegrownmen.