>>1240397I’ve ran into a cougar before too.
>be me last year>walking my dog on my mountain trail>dog is a 24lb pug but doesn’t need a leash and kills squirrels and shit so she’s great outside>have a nail board pulled from balcony at abandoned house next door>gun laws are shit in my state so I have to make due to protect myself from wild animals>dog is a 24lb pug but doesn’t need a leash and kills squirrels and shit so she’s great outside>make way to the peak>after about a half hour of walking we are deep in the woods>hear a rustling sound in the distance>dog runs after sound probably thinking it’s a turkey>chase after her to make sure she doesn’t hurt herself>me and her run behind some rocks to where the noise came from>see a fucking cougar like 20ft in front of me>it looks adolescent and probably 60-70lbs>my dog wants to fight it>oh shit.jpeg>I go into battle stance before my toy sized dog sprints at it thinking she can win>the eye of the tiger was in me>start gutturally roaring my dogs name like a big dicked Neanderthal to get her back to my side>”LILLY LIIIILLY LILLY”>dog runs back to me in fear of my power and pussy cat looks shocked >raise my club and keep gurgling “L-LILLY LILLY”>cougar starts backing up and I step forward eyeing that fucker down>LILLY L-LILLY>cougar flees back into the darkness like a little bitch>eye of the tiger leaves me>hands are shaking>decide to head back home in case mamma cougar comes out to play>hustle back home while looking overMy shoulder the whole way back
>haven’t taken my dog on that trail sinceOn that day my balls grew 10 sizes and I experienced my first true fearection.
