Quoted By:
>be camping with my dad
>he wakes me up early morning hours cause he heard a bear
>we sit there with our knives out listening to this bear tearing through our shit for a good ten minutes
>agree that two knife wielding men could kill a bear so no pussying out letting it eat one of us we fight it together if we have to
>it starts scratching our tent
>dad yells "EY GET OUT OF HERE" and we both charge outside the other end of the tent ready for the battle of the ages
>bear obliges and gets out of there the second it realizes the tent creatures are alive
>poor thing looked like a guilty dog as it ran away startled
