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What a fucking day.
Got on the river at 5pm to do a little afternoon small mouth fishing. I get on the water to find out that I forgot all the salmon nigger degenerates are in town. Thinking back on it now I should have turned back right then. After spending the next 30 minutes idiling through the river trying not to snag one of the dumb fucks line I finally got to my fishing hole. After about 20 minutes this little faggot on a kayak comes up to me and says "hey buddy where is your pass". Thinking he is talking about a fishing license I take it out of my wallet and show him. He then tells me that the portion of river that I am fishing (I have been fishing the same spot for over 8 years) is private property and that I need to pay a fee of $30 to fish there. I immediately got triggered and told the guy to fuck off. He then gave me some speech about how it's owned by this millionaire senator and that if I don't have a pass he is going to call the cops on me. After I told him to suck my cock and that I wasn't paying that kike faggot a fucking cent the guy paddled away for a minute. I can tell he is calling someone so I assume it's the cops. At that point I thought "is this even worth it" so I began to drift back the way I came as I was drifting past the guy he mentions how the drop shot setup im using is "illegal" because my 1/4oz drop shot weight is too close to the hook (it was an easy foot away) and that I will get a ticket for snagging. I bursts out laughing and for a third time told the guy to please just fuck off and go shill someone else. At which point we get into a big argument and the guy starts screaming for me to get off the river because "muh private river property". After about 10 minutes of me begging for him to prove that it's private water the guy paddled as fast as he could away from me like a fucking baby who didn't get his way. Didn't catch a single bass either. God I hate salmon niggers so fucking much
