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>be me
>hippie gf asks if I trust her
>first time out of Midwest city
>Mount Hood
>Hiking to Bagby
>pitch black out minus flashlight
>terrified
>first time on a mountain
>first time in a forest
>5g of mushrooms ingested
>dog comes barking running out of the woods
>pitbull
>flashback to getting attacked by a dog the first time I ever smoked weed at 17
>matrix slow down kicks in
>decide to let the dog charge her so I can hit it square on the spine with the blunt side of the hand axe I'm carrying to kill it as it passes me
>lift axe and side step
>gf is literally trying to hug the dog using baby talk as it charges her
>tracers everywhere
>notice a leash last second as I'm about swing to save a life
>step on leash
>baby biter starts wagging tail
>some asshole hippy comes out of the woods and says "hey man, sorry she's cool"
