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>be me
>brother and I on fishing /out/ing
>have to take shit
>camp surrounded by stinging nettle
>no squatty
>have idea
>bonding time
>we climb into river
>it's about 15m wide, 1m deep
>walk up a bit from campsite
>light breeze
>lovely sunset peeking through trees
>silky smooth water
>just the right temperature
>crystal clear
>be about 5 meters back downstream from him
>notice he's already squatting
>maneuver out of the way
>squat down
>release cloud
>two days of built up campfood waste
>finish
>see him standing in shock
>he's staring where he used to squat
>"anon, come here"
>you_gotta_see_this.mp3
>approach
>see something at his feet
>bright orange
>SNAKE
>wait no
>about 85-90cm long
>stuck between two rocks
>his creation
>we looked at it for about 2 minutes
>he decides to set it free
>with a shell
>spend rest of night talking about Demolition man an classic movies
so, the bottom line is, in the water like a capybara i guess
