>>1568855(You)r new /out/ ventures have been blessed with checked dub dubs. Get yourself a Bear Grylls Ultimate Pro knife to serve as the foundation for your entire undertaking. Not only is it the most based knife ever made, but it has a fire making ferro built in, and a pummel in the handle. There will be faggots among us here who will disparage it purely on the grounds of it being Bear Grylls, but they have not personally owned one and are just a bunch of memelords.
