>>1036324I work in the woods and I've seen bears standing on their hind legs, people wearing dark clothes off trail, and stumpsquatches where I went "holy shit it's a Bigfo..oh wait". I've smelled skunk cabbage and forest debris composting where I went "holy shit it's a Bigfo..oh wait". I've heard wolves make the "Bigfoot ohio howl", I've heard bears make "ooh ooh ooh" sounds (see Les Straud). I've heard ravens and Great Blue Heron make all kinds of weird noises. I've heard beaver slap their tails on ponds (wood knocks) and I've also heard trees fall. I've heard spruce trees make real loud cracking noises which is caused by sap freezing and contracting and in most of those cases I went "holy shit it's a Bigfo..oh wait"
You sir have never been in the woods.