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I was constipated really bad for like a week a couple years ago. I was having splitting cramps I was getting distended. On the weekend I'd made plans for a campout with my friends, so thursday afternoon I was out innawoods clearing the spot and collecting some firewood and whatnot. Of course, while I was out there it finally dropped and I had to go. I squatted and slowly forced out the heaviest, most painful boulder I've ever passed. It legit did damage on the way out. Anyway, when I was done there was nothing there. I felt the damn thing thud onto the ground behind my ankles but it was gone. Couldn't find it and never did. Spooky.