>>1866884>You have to wake up early to actually find parking and find a good spot on the sand.>too many people>basically wake up at the ass crack of dawn to fight crowds for a spot to lay down in the heat and get sand everywhere>step on glass.....These two points can be easily fixed by not going to a beach right next to a city.
Drive fucking 30min out of town and you'll hit beaches where you're the only person for miles.
>trek across the hot difficult to walk on sand just to put down a towel and or beach chair to “relax”wear thongs, cunt (ie: flip-flops, jandals, whatever the fuck you call em)
>oh boy, let’s play volleyball and frisbee on an uneven surface in the hot sun, this is so much fun, NOT>sand getting onto and into every part of your body and somehow manage to get into your turkey sandwichput a fukken towel down to sit/lie on you retard
>sharp ass rocksshouldnt be near any if you're on a proper beach
>trying to get into the ocean that’s full of crashing waves that will drag you underfukken learn to swim dumbcunt
>go home covered in sunburns, lotionif you're covered in sunscreen then you shouldnt be sunburnt, dickhead
>sand everywhererinse off in the ocean or under the shower before you go home
We get it Anakin Skywalker, you dont like sand because it's coarse and gets everywhere.
Go be a little crybaby bitch-boy somewhere else.
This isn't an /out/ thread, this is a /b/ "complain about things" thread.
