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>"camping diningware" when a long handle spoon works perfectly for everything
>handheld flashlights when headlamps exist
>socks that aren't wool
>hatchets, who do you think you are, paul bunyon?
>anything but a mini bic lighter and cotton balls soaked with vaseline to start a fire
>GPS devices when cellphones and apps like GAIA or OnX maps exist
>SatComm devices unless you need it, and 99.99% of people don't need it
>bivy sacks lmao
>large knives and multitools
>camp chairs unless car camping
>yeti and yeti knockoff coolers, these are status symbols
>coffee presses made for camping (jetboil press, aeropress, percolators pour over contraptions) when starbucks via instant coffee exists. These are the most (s o y) useless items don't even (You) me bitch you know who you are
>hydro flask brand hydro flasks
>guns unless you're in bear country
>portable speakers, if you bring one of these into the woods, kys
>solar panel changers, put away your fucking phone and look at where you are
>camp pillow, roll up your coat
>trekking poles, you're not carrying enough weight for them
>rope (unless you're going to kys for owning a jetboil coffee press)
>wearable anti-mosquito/tick accessories like bracelets, rings and necklaces
>meme footy shoes with the toes
>Mega backpacks, unless you're going out for longer than a few days
