OP, just as society has done nothing to discourage your addiction (porn, right?), they will do everything to discourage you from successfully helping yourself. Just look through this thread; everyone wants you to not even try. This is indicative of our current satanic state of humanity. God helps those who help themselves. It all starts with you, Friend.
>>2308883Good thing he has a lead-acid battery in his car and a charger for his phone.
You’re right; there are a lot of idiots out there. This thread is full of them. Anyone actively discouraging OP from doing his falls into that category. It’s easy, low risk, but funny as hell.
>what if he actually tries?It would be epic
>what if he fails?It would be funny
>what if he dies?You’ve never been camping and it shows.