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Be 7yo me:
>out on camping trip with dad and uncle
>Hiking down a woodland trail
>7yo retarded me starts walking off by the bush next to the trail
>stop to contemplate existence/stare at a butterfly or some shit
>Hear dad go "oh, shit" behind me
>turn around to see what happened
>"Anon, do NOT move."
>never seen Dad this tense before
>follow his gaze, mfw coiled up cottonmouth 8-10in from my right foot
>oh sweet, snek - 7yo me
>at least I had the common sense to stay the fuck still when I saw it.
>Dad picks up a branch, picks up snek with it and throws it into the bush
>grabs me and we get the hell out of Dodge
How fucking lucky was I actually that day, guys?
