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>campfire smoke always blows in your face
>creepy-crawlies
>battery of the lamp died and taking a shit in complete darkness
>TP tears during wipe with no lake/river nearby or rain to wash hands
>crawlies got in your pants while taking a shit
>hammock ropes tear/shitty knot opens while you sleep and you smack into the ground, screaming blood and thunder
>some faggot found your camp and stares at you from a distance
>some faggot comes to your campsite and starts talking to you like you're his long lost friend while you just want him to sod off and leave you alone
>being nogunz and have boars rummaging your campsite while you stare over the edge of your hammock
