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Whatever you do, don’t bring a gril with you
>be me
>qt 3.14 gf who loves /out
>wildandcrazyplan.exe
>we put our life savings into a van to have the summer of a lifetime
>I put in 4k, she puts in 1.5k
>We renovate a work van just like on jewtube
>drive from Ontario to Vancouver Island, stopping to camp all across the country
>pretty comfy most of the time
>gf goes deep schizo into the whole, quirky hippy meme
>stops shaving, no deo, shampoo is toxic, etc
>we can’t shower frequently to begin with, so I’m sure you can ponder the fragrance
>seen her shit inna bucket too many times to count
>teehee anon, it’s natural
>where has my qt, feminine gf gone?
>too much time together and I’m starting to see nothing but flaws
>don’t really wanna have seggs anymore because she grosses me out tbqhdesu
>start arguing over stupid shit
>we get to beautiful, British Columbia
>stay at a work away commune farm for the “enriching experience” with other hippy dippy people
>by people, I mean drugged out transients and hardcore green utopia leftists
>there are many “polyamorous” types
>gf tells me we should have a foursome with one of the other couples
>dont really want to, but yolo, I guess
>big mistake
>the other couple were some unwashed crack heads with dirty, fused dreadlocks
>desperately trying to forget the aroma
>gf is getting railed by this guy while I get the saddest blowjob from this stick thin druggie gril
>I barely even have a half chub, pushing rope into her unwashed vagoo
>forcibly c00m to get it over with
>buddy is still going to town
>awkwardly leave their tent
>gf comes back to our van
>huge fight
>I can’t even look at her, or who she has become
>leave the next morning
>bought a bus ticket back to Ontario, cut my van losses, don’t even care
>she messages and calls me non-stop
>ignore her calls, leave her on read
>don’t tell any of our friends
>just solo camped and seethed a couple more times before school started again
