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>be surfing minding my own business in the phillippines, me and 5 filipinos in the water
>just paddling around
>all of a sudden my right arm feels like im electrocutted
>mad amount of sticky jellyfish tentacles wrapped around my arm
>while my whole right arm is on fire, i frantically rip off the tentacles with my left hand, burning the fuck out of my fingers
>filipino dudes yell at me to get it off but are too scared off the jellyfish to come close and help
>cant even see the head of the jellyfish, theres only super super fine almost invisible strings in the water everywhere around me, i touch more and more trying to get them off
>panic and trash around in the water, get stung fucking everywhere, stomach back legs, whole body on fire
>filipino guys yell at me to paddle away from the area
>paddle 50m away, can feel the tentacles scrape over my body and rip off, shit hurts bad
>the almost invisible tentacles/string are now all dragging behind me, i manage to rip most off with my hands without catching new ones
>right arm goes completely numb, head gets dizzy, barely make it to the beach
>the 5 filipinobros who followed me drag me in the shadow, give me water, tell me it wont kill me
>filipinobros organize a bottle of vinegar from some nearby food stall and dump it over my burns
Later i realized i paddled straight into a school of man o wars and thats why the tentacles were wrapped around my arm so wickedly, imagine laying out strings of floss on water and then dragging your arm through them
