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>take gf on camping trip
>bears have been spotted dumpster diving on preivous nights
>feelin' frisky. gonna get my squish on.
>well into a passionate love-making sesh: i.e. tantric, feral-human sex
>hear dogs barking like mad a couple of sites down from our camp
>tell my gf to mimick dog-barking. with geisha-like servitude, she complies
>a few moments pass and hear a tromping through camp
>getting nervous, gf starting to transition from barking to howling
>me like stfu, we got bears
>remember reading article in Outdoor mag or something about stashing food items as well as toothpaste and ANY scented items away from camp
>shitting as i recall ive got food and mff'n toothpaste in our tent
>howling continues.. i cum an' roll over satisfied
>gf proceeds to attend to necessay post-sex duties and we sit praying our camp infiltrators will move along to next camp
>sunrise, inspect camp
>detect some based bear activity and reassure myself that my gfs incessant mastiff-like dog barking as well as frenzied, wolf-pack howling has saved us from bear assault
TL:DR; having great sex innawoods, interrupt by bears, gf barks like dog, bear nopes out. almost bear threesome.
