Quoted By:
>relaxing walk through forest
>listening to birds and squirrels
>screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>"huh what's that sound?"
>look around
>screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>rabbits and deers running away from something
>leaves rustling in the distance, branches cracking
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>morbidly obese American driving through the forest in an all-terrain wheelchair
>stops by
>"hey y'all seen any of them bald eagulls? gotta find me some!"
>puts chair into gear again
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That's what will actually happen