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Why do you fags buy expensive wool products when you can just not shear yourself?
All you LARPers take note, I am the ultimate /out/ist.
> 100% waterproof due never washing my 7 year growth
> Can withstand vast temperature extremes, nothing penetrates this luscious lock
> No need to bring extra clothes while hiking
> In fact, no need to bring a backpack. I just stuff my lifestraw, rubbing sticks, Gransfor Bruk double bit and dehydrated spam into my fuzz and off I go for years innawoods
> Don't need a sleeping bag or pad, I just fall on my side like a chad, comfy as fuck
> Built in full body protection, I've got more padding than your mum. I roll down mountains bitches
> Attract all the ladies with my 100% organic musky lanolin aroma. Noice
You want to be me.
