>>851241>Hike on trails >Camp in campsites >say they enjoy "adventures" >get disgusted by dip, blowing snot, pissing/shitting where you please, shooting/catching/cleaning animals >Invite people /out/ they dont trust with their lives >Pack wood in to roast hebrew national on a metal firepit >Bring enough food to the point where it takes a basket >Bring enough comforts that camping is just essentially living the same life but in a tent >Buy $800 pants and jackets with swedish names instead of jeans, milsurp, and leather clothes >Camp in a tent when its not raining >Pay attention to regulations and go where theyre supposed to >smalltalk while walking >do small doses of psychedelics in groups and fuck around instead of dropping 7.5pt shrooms alone in the middle of the woods. >prefer being around people to being alone >watch movies while camping >take pictures to post on facebook of things literally anybody can do >point out super obvious things anybody could see just for the sake of pointing them out >Talk about how "society" and "the modern world" are so horrible and the outdoors is great while walking on a man made trail in a man made park camping in man made campsites, cooking craft macaroni. >Play music on speakers >Try to "get away from it all" by staying in a campsite with 500 other people in RVs playing music and fucking around. I worked trail construction for 3 years as a young teenager. Literally all recreational areas are fabricated, a major aspect of trail work is making it look more wild so people get the illusion that theyre actually going into the wilderness rather than going to a public park with dirt instead of concrete.
