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>get home from army after being sissi/ranger/guerilla whatever is the english word for it
>girlfriend wants to go hiking
>take girlfriend trough her own personal meatgrinder during one day by walking her trough dense woods for 5 kilometers
>build lavvu for her
>fish dinner for her
>show her how to prepare the fish etc
<food was no good it tasted bad i wanna go home anon
>try to sleep on spruce bed youve made
>constantly interrupted by girlfriend who complains how she cannot sleep
never ever bring women with you
