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In Montana I saw a moose sitting on a sandbar-type-island in a creek, and there was what appeared to be a bald eagle on this spindly tree next to it. I tried to get a picture but it was fucking rainy and came out like a grey and green blur, so no one believes me.
I was trying to shit on top of a very steep hill, because there was nowhere else to go with privacy. I looked over and there was a doe that was just staring at me with the face in pic related. It started to sneeze or cough at me or something, and for a short moment I was afraid to be knocked off a steep hill by a doe while shitting.
The most recent that happened like two weeks ago. There was a female duck that had been roosting in a bush in my front lawn. One morning after a very hard rain I saw the male sitting next to her on the lawn, and thought she was laying down in the grass. The next afternoon I saw that she and her mate were still there, and went to take a closer look. It turns out she was dead, and he was just sitting there mourning I guess. I went inside to get a bag to put her in, and when I went to the door I saw two other male ducks had shown up, and I thought they were fighting over eating her at first, but then I noticed one was violently raping her dead body, and the other male duck was trying to rape her mate.
