>>670501I've given thorough thought to this situation throughout my life.
I know its not exactly the woods, but have you thought about getting a membership to a 24 hour gym?
>Shower>Personal locker>Place to change/wash up>Sauna>Pool>Exercise equiptment>Yoga rooms to power nap in (if you don't want to sleep in your car)>Hot bitches err dayYou'd be able to love there pretty much indefinitely with 4k in the bank, along with ability to afford food, and clean up before job interviews/work.
God speed, Anon.