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I found this carved wooden knife in the woods. I made a few alterations to it, like the serrations on the blade and the texture on the handle, but somebody else did everything else.
I was camping way out in the middle of nowhere, nowhere near any trail or campground. Hiked out at least 10 miles from anything like that. I was taking a piss away from camp, and I saw something sticking up under a bush. I investigated it after pissing, and it was this knife, stabbed into the ground beneath the bush. How I was nearby, and how I saw it, are so extremely unlikely that it's nuts.
