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Not my first time hunting, but still juvenile dumb-fuckery.
>Be 13 or so
>Driving to my camp with my dad, and his friend who's a part of our hunting party.
>See grouse on camp road
>Get out to shoot it
>Dad and friends always let grouse be and let me hunt them
>Never really mis-shot before. Either shot to kill or missed entirely.
>Pull out 410 shot gun
>Shoot bird right in the ass
>isthatcoldenoughforya?.mp4
>Bird fluttering
>Look to elders "what do"
>"Just go snap it's neck and put it out of it's misery anon" says my old man's friend.
>Walk up to bird.
>Hold head in one hand, body in the other.
>Twist back and forth manically
>Bird still kind of fluttering.
>Just nerves. Before I know it I have just it's severed head in my left hand.
>Rest of the ride to the camp get jabbed at for the sloppy execution.
Not really related but after that same trip, came home to realize I left my laptop on and my mom snooped through it while I was gone and "accidentally" came across some porn. 100x worse than being the bird separator.
