>>1683473>>just take some vodka and add a few drops of liquid smoke you cowardsthis, will try.
Because we all deserve to be miserable and we shouldn't have nice things while out.
When Im out, I take cold McDonald Big Macs, pour ketchup on them, and fantasize I am having a gourmet meal.
If I don't have ketchup, and I want to be miserable and have the shits too, then I melt some gelatin and add raw cut up hot dogs. Let all cool into a hot dog gelatin loaf. Can be sliced into chunks and put into plastic bags. If I don't heave the hot dogs, Im going to wash it down with Vodka and liquid smoke. I will be so terrible, I will be happy to go in.
No complaining.
