>>1123773You need to get a used one of these, my nigga.
It's a great camping car with a ton of cargo space, but it also has a tailgate. I can put a large road bike in the back without disassembly if I put the rear seat up, and it also has a 4wd variant. There's enough room that you can camp out of it comfortably. I'm 6'1" with a long torso, and I couldn't get my head near the roof if I tried, whereas I am uncomfortable in a corolla or something like that