>>473043>How often have you had some dog trying to fuck your shit up while casually minding your own business?When I was 8 years old, I was riding my bike to the party store past an undeveloped lot (there were still several in the neighborhood back then) when I big ass mixed-breed Labrador jumped out of the tall grass and bit me on the leg, with one tooth getting penetration through my jeans.
When I got home, I told my parents and they freaked out and took me to the emergency room, where the young wet-behind-the-ears doctor insisted on rabies shots (i.e. "foot long" needle straight into the stomach) and needless to say, I flipped out ("WAAAHHH! NO RABIES SHOTS!") so the next day, my mom took me to our family doctor, where he just gave me a tetanus shot and I'm still here today.
I think Doogy Howser just wanted to get the experience of administering rabies shots....
Also had a Dachshund jump up and bite me on the ass one Halloween but he didn't break the skin (pound for pound, those little fuckers are the meanest of dogs).
