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A friend of mine is a reddit consooomer who doesn’t even hit a hard trail once a year, I don’t think he’s gone in multiple years, but nonetheless is a total ultralight fag. Anyways, he wants to go again and invited me on an easy day/over night trip, now I don’t camp much but I hit the gym, do strenuous cardio seshes and often walk parks/cities/etc all day long with a backpack or satchel and when I told him that I would probably just bring a regular back pack, my satchel, and a duffle bag. He had a fit at first he thought I was joking/trolling and then when I told him I was serious he started laughing and tried to convince me I needed to gear up for our one day sub 10 mi excursion and when I told him no he started pleading with me that I was gonna die. This guy is DYEL and counts communing 5 mi on his bike as cardio.
Sooo what should I bring in my bags for maximum triggering of a redditor gear fag? I’m already planning on my big CI pan. Also, even tho I have a tent I’m going to purposefully leave it at home and just use my hammock and sleeping bag. What else? Food wise thinking eschewing all pre packed food for old fashioned stuff like my family’s fruitcake recipe, some hard cheese, etc. probably pack a little insulated bag in the duffle bag with some raw meat. But that’s as far as I’ve got. Oh also probably going to wear a pair of cowboy boots that I have that I’ve walked all day in before for three days straight while touristing a city.