>>519979I was once on a field trip in kindergarten where we hiked through a small woodland trail.
Little did we know, the milk we drank in the morning was contaminated.
We all had very bad diarrhea and upset stomachs.
All 30 of us were ordered by the teacher to shit in the river we had just passed, so we did.
Just downstream from us were a tribe of savage native americans.
They drank our poo water and all died.
That was the end of the mohawk tribe of eastern Canada.
The ones you see alive today are skinwalkers, who are immune to poop water poisoning.
