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>Be combatfag OEF 2010-12
>Get home, 24, more money than ever before
>REI, drop like $10K, idiot mode
>new girlfriend, cute bartender, likes camping
>Make plans to hike a few days of the Colorado trail
>"meet you at trailhead at xxxx hours"
>innacar, driving, get text
>"can't make it today, I promise I'll be at the trailhead tomorrow at 0500"
>women.amirite.exe
>"whatever bitch I'm already there, I'll camp out nearby, see ya in the AM"
>never camped solo before
>all my shit is ultralight backpack stuff, no giant Coleman cabin shit
>fuck it, I'll practice LP/OP stuff, totally LARP to keep myself entertained, count hikers and stuff, etc
>also, good recon for hunting in this GMU, maybe I'll see some deers
>find good spot innabrush, maybe 50y from trail, defilade, concealed, good spot
>set up, do a short hike, see some deers, get ready for sleep
>whiskey.fun
>fall asleep surprisingly easy, Glock 20 10mm on my chest
>wake up once or twice, nothing spoopy, look at moon, sip whiskey, back to sleep
>get woken up by noise
>dragging noise
>tarp being dragged on ground noise (hear it a lot in Army)
>lay still, grip gat, listen
>noise on trail, going from innawoods to trailhead
>stops close-ish to me, hear a male voice talking
>"haha fuck me man, heavier than I thought"
>other guy laughing
>poachers
>killing deers at nighttime like faggots
>notmyproblem.lol
>they get to parking lot, start truck, drive away
>I sleep
>Wake up late, gf in trialhead parking lot waiting for me
>whatever
>coffee, hike, sex innawoods, good times
>circuit hike, we're back to our cars in maybe 48 hours
>gf says "car I parked next to is still here"
>has kansas college bumper sticker, gf is from kansas, notices kansas shit
>whatever
>go get lunch at Zoka's near Evergreen, then back to the city
>few days later see a hiker is missing in that area
>younger female
>Kansas college grad
>her car was found at that trailhead
I mean, I probably just heard poachers, right? Right?
