>>2654111>>2653968if you liked those stories, you may be interested to hear the story behind that whiskey then;
>move into """""""new""""""" flat (older than the combined ages of everyone in the building at any given time)>it is described by the landlord as derelict>random shit left everywhere>flat is disgusting and trashed>roof leaks>things are falling down (like the ceiling)>remains of large weed farm>they have punched holes in most of the walls for the ventilation pipes>and traipsed soil and grease through the flat on to the carpets, pic rel.>set about cleaning and fixing the place>bricking up holes with random shit i find>consolidate trash into the most destroyed and unlivable room>after a while living there i realise, i haven't check in the cupboard under the kitchen sink>it's one of those weird ones that goes around a corner, so you can't immediately see all the way in>open cupboard>old plastic bag>seemingly empty apart from that>but wait, i can't see around that corner ...>reach around the corner>my fingers touch glass>a bottle!>it's a nearly full bottle of whiskey>holy fucking shit yes>but wait ... i haven't quite reached right to the back of the cupboard>reach in again>ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WHISKEY! (half empty, but still!)>but wait, I haven't quite reached the back of the cupboard yet!>a THIRD fucking bottle of whiskey>two thirds full>fuck. YES.>regret buying that cheap 3L bottle of cider earlier in the day but am overall pleased to say the least!>>2653968>I'm considered high functioning since i keep a good job and take care of the family during the day.wow that is fucking high functioning, i had a job during my derelict building/homeless phase. but you are doing better than me.
