>>2614516Heres one of other peoples stupidity getting me laid
>Be me>On long solo holiday after a break up>Make some holiday friends>Tell them about my camping hobbies>They get excited and say they love camping as well>Agreed to go camping in a few days time>Meet up date of the camp>Start moving to our camp location>Come to a stop in a public park with a forest one and a large apartment building on the other>”Here we are Anon”>Realise they plan to set up camp in a public park in full view of the apartment>I say would it be better if we went innawoods>Most of the group disagrees>Say they camp here all the time>Whatever>Reluctant to set up camp>Start drinking>Start talking to a busty qt girl I've been side eyeing the whole time>Time passes>Had a fire going>Nearly everyone is running around doing dumb shit being drunk>I'm in her tent with my hand up her shirt kissing>Start seeing bright lights from outside the tent>WTF>Hear someone shout “Every man for himself”>Both rushed out the tent>A bunch of police cars had pulled up kinda far away and were using some kind of search lights >They started yelling “don't move”>Fuck that 