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I didn't bury it
>On a solo hike
>I got drunk at like 1pm
>half an hour later my guts started to turn.
>Oh god it hurts
>Found a fell tree in an open field with just the right shape
>Just like a toilet seat
>It was too perfect
>Without a second thought I pull down my pants
>Sat on the tree
>Took the meatest shit of my life while contemplative looking out at the beautiful scenery
>I felt like pure gold
>I didn't bury it, just left