>>292456So the three of us went in the IHOP, which had a little foyer/airlock/whatever upon entering the first door. Normally this is to prevent the wind from blasting in. In this case, it's the "staging area" for an armed security guard to give us a TSA style frisk/patdown, metal detecting wand, etc. Eventually after inspecting us, he waved us through.
Of course the three of us were the only white people in there, but fortunately it wasn't very crowded right then. The waitress was nice enough but was obviously amused with us for daring to be there. She brought the check way before we were through eating, along with some to-go boxes. Usually you have to ask for those, so I was impressed with her attention to detail.
"Yall white folks better clear dafuq outa here before the bars close down. You be safe a few mo minutes but I'd be outahere by 1:30."
My pancakes were in that to-go box before she said "but."
I scribbled a check in record time and power walked out the door, keys in hand running like a little girl for the car, leaving my idiot entourage in the dust. I had no curiosity about being raped and dismembered, starting the car before they made it outside. They came out laughing, derping their way across the parking lot as slowly as possible in response to my yelling out the window.
I didn't even wait for them to close the car doors. The minute they were in I was burning rubber pulling out of there.
>good timestl;dr I got full body frisked and metal detected for pancakes
